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oacest · 8 months ago

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OKAY so my colleague did a great job of not editorializing on the previous post about the DITW studio audio and I'm going to absolutely FAIL at following such dazzling restraint and go a bit tinhatty bc like.

so, noel recorded dead in the water on march 2 2015; the extended studio chatter suggests the possible presence or at least recent presence of liam. (and perhaps coincidentally liam was due in court this same day and was fined $5K for failing to appear)

the next week, liam tweeted this:

and then days later, this photo:

I believe afterwards the story went he'd nicked Paul's pass. but like. what if it was his pass all along and he was just being Liam and really really bad at behaving himself

#lots to speculate re: liam being upset and Extremely Avoidant re: everything going on with the court case #and defaulting to seeking dubious refuge by clinging to noel's apronstrings #this all sound crazy and conspiratorial so again just DISCLAIMER: RAMPANT SPECULATION OF A FEVERED BRAIN okay #it's just. he tweeted about noel's gig. as if he was part of the crew or something.#keeping it dangerous...#dead in the watergate

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago

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I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)

#safety wizard #wizard #Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!

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technically-human · 4 months ago

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Hear me out. Father son relationship between shadow and stone AND shadow hates Robotnik for dating stone 😦

This is my truth

#ask ask ask #stobotnik #dr ivo robotnik #agent stone #shadow the hedgehog #sonic movie universe #sonic movie 3 #shadow couldn't let ivo die #he's all that's left of maria's family #that being said he is an evil idiot so stranded on a random planet it is #however stone without the doctor... yeah that's dangerous #and he was very sad #he's been taking care of shadow and he made him a scarf c'mon #now keeping ivo alive is a matter of global security #stone: oh that was just a silly plan i came up with. let's forget about that probably wouldn't have worked #robotnik: y... yeah probably not #also surprise i can't draw sonic team

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rookanisstuff · 2 months ago

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coming home

#ohhhh to have a pretty pregnant wife waiting for u at home everyday in a pretty renaissance dress #the only time Vivienne was a sit at home do nothing wife cause she had a FKN horrendous pregnancy #straight up nearly killed her #actually definitely would’ve killed her but lucanis bought up every healer in Thedas worth their salt to keep her ALIVE #and her ass got stuck on bed rest for months!!!#she sure as fuck nearly went nuts!!!#mmmm I needed my rook to be vulnerable for ONCE because she’s always been so cool and collected #and who better than to render her life in mortal danger than her son #also YES I remain on my shaded spectacles first talon bullshit!!!#someone recommended pince nez glasses and my god their brain is huge they were so right #dragon age veilguard #my art #lucanis dellamorte #dragon age #datv #rookanis #lucanis x rook #rook #lucanis dragon age #rook dragon age #rook mercar #Vivienne rook mercar #dragon age fanart #me: draw something with normal fucking light #also me: over my dead body 🔫

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 8 months ago

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main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

#HALLOWEEN #halloween the movie #michael myers #do you think he's a mike? mikey? to his friends? if slashers had friends?#i'll be honest i was expecting this movie to be way more of a bitch to its female characters #i mean yeah they died but so did some dudes #there's just a lack of cattiness compared to the way most later movies portrayed teenage girls idk #yeah the Final Girl is a Virgin and a Bookworm. but there's no bullying or any strong sense that's she's morally superior to everyone else #mostly she AND the other girls feel a bit sorry for her lack of a social life. one even tries to set her up with a date to the school dance #solidarity! trying to get your nerd friend laid!#overall it's just teenagers being teenagers and then a slasher comes in and ruins everything with his Lack Of Chill #like yeah dude sometimes teenagers have sex. get over it #also something to be said about how while the girl who survives is the one who isn't sexually active and dresses conservatively...#ultimately those things aren't ENOUGH to prevent her from being targeted #you could say that the other girls 'provoked' the villain (the same way women irl are so often accused of provoking their attackers)#but ultimately that doesn't keep the Final Girl safe. it just delays the inevitable.#because violent men never need excuses. no matter how eager society is to provide them.#ultimately she is at the mercy of the same violent whims because it was never her behavior that invited the violence.#gendered violence doesn't need an invitation.#also she doesn't save herself the doctor saves her #it's not her actions or choices that put her in danger OR save her from it--once again it is the whim of a man #no this wasn't intended to be a feminist movie it's just fun how you could argue it that way

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savanir · 12 days ago

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DP x DC Prompt [26]

Danny is tasked with retrieving artifacts of the infinite realms that ended up in the living world, but he uses all the best mercs and known grave robbing villains to get what he wants and they keep doing a "You have potential, become my pupil" pitch at him and he's not interested.

He just wants this shit done quick and he's completely using them and their resources. That's it.

Meanwhile the justice league is getting increasingly more worried about the mysterious meta teen that's working with all these high profile villains and is apparently hoarding a lot of ancient artifacts.

Just what is this kid up to...

#villains are cool with helping Danny out cause he let's them have their enchanted gem stone while Danny keeps the seemingly useless crap #little do they know the gem is gonna stop working after 3 uses #and the “useless crap” has high ghost value #Constantine keeps telling the league that the stuff Danny hoards isn't dangerous but they don't believe him #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #danny phantom #danny fenton #savwrites

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 year ago

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I know Vanessa regret saying this in the FNAF movie,,

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pangur-and-grim · 7 months ago

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I took a photo of Grim's ketone test to show the vet, but I forgot about the Bad Man in the background

#grim #the bad man #the righthand strip is unused #and the left and middle have been dipped #there's a danger of ketosis during the first 14 days of this diabetes drug so I have to keep testing her urine

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psin314 · 6 months ago

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poor Spite deserves some love too ❤️ (also love ur art sm its sososo good)

of course he does hehe. so here's a little kiss on the cheek. and... candles eating. 🗿never do this guys okay

also some thoughts on my spite x rook (ppffffhhhtffpf spook). im sorry my fellow horny spite enjoyers but it's not my cup of tea. spite's just a little very supportive guy. i dont think he really understands all the things rook and lucanis do to each other but he feels and sees that it makes them both happier so he's like nice👍👍. rook likes to give him forehead and cheek kisses tho.

#asks #dragon age #datv #dragon age rook #spite dragon age #lucanis dellamorte #rookanis #murat de riva #my oc #murat is like a dad\older brother who allows you to do weird and dangerous stuff #not cus he doesnt care but cus he will keep an eye on you #and also this shit sounds funny af lets do it

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emptinessitself · 25 days ago

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It's 3 am and I should be going to sleep but bro my blood is boiling and I just need to get this off of my chest

That older sister in new Lilo and Stitch remake? This isn't Nani.

Nani wanted to be pro surfer sure, hell she had trophies and shit for it, but it never was more important to her than HER ONLY LITTLE SISTER. THAT'S FUCKING WHY HER SURFER STUFF IN BACKGROUND AND NEVER MENTIONED, BECAUSE SHE CARES ABOUT LILO MORE! I'm not saying she should abandon her passion, no! But leaving Lilo behind goes against the very CORE of her character!

Original Nani was so great because she was so loving, selfless and brave despite everything. Never does she ever act like Lilo's weirdness is a problem that needs to be fixed.

I need to emphasize this for people defending live action Nani, as eldest with two younger sisters, NANI'S LOVE FOR LILO WAS NEVER A BURDEN TO HER.

Sure, she sacrificed a lot for Lilo! But does she ever complain, blame Lilo, or take it out on her? No! She truly loved her little sister and would rather fucking die, than even CONSIDER Lilo being a burden, HELL THERE'S SEVERAL SCENES WHERE SHE MAKES SURE LILO DOESN'T FEEL LIKE AN OUTCAST.

"B-but she never wanted any of this, and it's unrealistic if she keeps Lilo."

Bitch it's a story about found family with aliens, who gives a shit about realism?!

And while we're at it the "this ending is so realistic is good" can go fuck itself bc fictional world DOES NOT ABIDE BY REALISM RULES, it's existence is to defy those!

People who cheer Nani for abandoning her sister to pursue a career never had siblings. Nani didn't take care of Lilo out of obligation, she did it because she fucking loves her little sister, as simple as that! If I was in Nani's situation I'd do the same! CPS could try to pry my little shits of siblings from my cold dead fingers, I ain't giving them up, and idc IF they're lucky enough to be placed in a good home, they're my fucking family.

Nani was my role model after I rewatched Lilo and Stitch several times with my sisters who adored the movie. Nani was the only female character I can remember that resonated so much with me. I didn't think about her all the time, but the moments I remembered her were filled with thoughts "I wish I was as good a sister as Nani was".

So yeah. Movie never happened.

There's no Lilo and Stitch remake in Ba Sing Se.

P.s. the idea they had for "Older sibling has a dream but can't pursue it due to having to take care of younger sibling" could work, it's kinda interesting but NOT WITH NANI. She's just everything opposite about this plotline.

#lilo and stitch #lilo and stich 2025 #nani pelekai #lilo pelekai #lilo and nani #lilo and stich live action #emptinessyapping #nani was brutally slaughtered and it leaves me so heartbroken #she was such a badass #she said “fuck all of you I'm keeping my sister” and stuck with it #she went from being willing to fight a dangerous alien for her sister #to abandoning her with her neighbor._.#this isn't Nani #she doesn't exist in remake

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months ago

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What a lovely family portrait👨🏻‍👨🏻‍👦🏻🖼️

Enhanced image of A-Yuan's first sword flight.

#Modern AU WWX is a pro skateboarder who got vestibular damage after a head injury and-#-has such bad vertigo he can never skate again. But has to keep finding excuses to not reveal his affliction.#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #a-yuan #ask #I honestly have no idea if A-yuan would have flown via sword before this point.#But I can absolutely see him being 1) So delighted and 2) Very Unaware of the danger of hieghts.#At the age he is - it's also likely that he just trusts that these adults will keep him safe.#This is all to say: A-yuan's danger sense is not yet developed and flying is the coolest thing that has happened to him. Maybe ever.#The discussion in the comic tags/comments about how sword flight got me thinking about how it works when someone had passengers #If using a sword requires having a goldern core - what about riders who don't?#I have to imagine it is like currents and magnets. And LWJ is the only one who is magnetized to the sword.#WWX is but a unpolarised clown on a swiftly moving object with a low friction quotient.#He's not the untamed anymore. He's the untethered. He made it through the trip through sheer force of will and hand strength.#The only equivalent I have is #He keeps refusing to get in cars/buses because he 'loves to walk'. He mourns his days of sick drops. Chenqing is his walkman.

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technically-human · 5 months ago

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This happened, it just wasn't relevant to the plot

#arcane #jayvik #viktor arcane #viktor x jayce #jayce talis #sure since zaun isn't independent he's technically already a citizen #but i just know that technically is doing a lot of heavy lifting there #viktor talis real #perhaps jayce is more used to marriage being a political thing so he's not really thinking about it that much #viktor tho is experiencing emotions #idk i just thought it was funny #random dude: is there any representative for the house of Talis here?#viktor: jayce is on his way #random dude: you'll do #viktor: what #people trying to call him mr. talis and viktor just not reacting #and later on people using jayce's last name and both of them replying #they have wedding rings but that's dangerous at the lab so they keep them on their pockets #baby caitlyn who had assumed she would one day marry this man having a whole self discovery journey after this #mel: i didn't realize you two were so close #jayce: we're married #mel: you're what now #viktor my husband and a zaunite #i hope there are fics like this

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random-mars-thoughts · 2 months ago

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is that. is that. is that a. is that a reference to.

#whatever keeps the fandom alive man #danger days #killjoys #mcr #my chemical romance #better living industries #bl/ind #random mars thought

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marzipanandminutiae · 1 year ago

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thoughts on "tradwives" as a 19th-century social historian

It's great until it's not.

It's great until he develops an addiction and starts spending all the money on it.

It's great until you realize he's abusive and hid it long enough to get you totally in his power (happened to my great-great-aunt Irene).

It's great until he gets injured and can't work anymore.

It's great until he dies and your options are "learn a marketable skill fast" or "marry the first eligible man you can find."

It's great until he wants child #7 and your body just can't take another pregnancy, but you can't leave or risk desertion because he's your meal ticket.

It's great until he tries to make you run a brothel as a get-rich-quick scheme and deserts you when you refuse, leaving your sisters to desperately fundraise so your house doesn't get foreclosed on (happened to my great-great-aunt Mamie).

It's great until you want to leave but you can't. It's great until you want to do something else with your life but you can't. It's great. Until. It's. Not.

I won't lie to you and say nobody was ever happy that way. Plenty of women have been, and part of feminism is acknowledging that women have the right to choose that sort of life if they want to.

But flinging yourself into it wholeheartedly with no sort of safety net whatsoever, especially in a period where it's EXTREMELY easy for him to leave you- as it should be; no-fault divorce saves lives -is naive at best and dangerous at worst.

Have your own means of support. Keep your own bank account; we fought hard enough to be allowed them. Gods willing, you never need that safety net, but too many women have suffered because they needed it and it wasn't there.

#history #women's history #pregnancy mention #my mother (born 1953) drilled this into me from an early age: have a safety net. have a skill and keep it up to date. have your own money #NEVER join bank accounts. keep a hold on your assets.#well and good to be a stay-at-home wife and mother- I know other lesbians who want that even!#but if your partner is your sole financial support...you're courting danger IMO

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premade-username · 2 months ago

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